Here are some topics Oshkosh teachers can cover with their students during the extra two minutes they will have in each of their periods for the rest of the year:
US History: Greatest accomplishments of the Bush Administration (should leave a minute and a half for getting your books together).
Economics: Problems that will actually be fixed by the Federal Stimulus Package.
World History: How Socialism has advanced the human race.
Math: Why record amounts of spending on education every year is never enough.
Sociology: Why text messaging is a far more effective form of communication that actually talking to each other.
English: Grammar rules for text messaging.
Phy Ed: How Ninendo Wii bowling counts as exercise.
Home Ec: Modern Microwave Cuisine
Music: The Jonas Brothers contributions to modern music.
Psychology: Why parents and teachers would refuse to give up Spring Break or in-service days to make up class time lost to snow days.