Thursday, April 1, 2010

April Fools Jokes

The only thing I can say about the three year old boy driving his mother's car down Bowen Street yesterday is thank goodness there weren't any roundabouts in his way--or we probably would have been dealing with a major tragedy.



I do have to give the kid credit--he did keep a better speed than some of the older drivers around town.



I see the Democratic National Committee is selling T-shirts playing up Vice President Joe Biden's potty mouth that say "Health Care Reform is a BFD". I think the Republican National Committee should sell some T-shirts as well: "Joe Biden is right--we're all F---ed now"


The RNC could probably make a killing selling Rahm Emanuel bath robes too. You could put "What are you F----ing Looking At?" just below the belt line.

How many people do you think will be lined up to be first on the Zippin Pippin rollercoaster when it opens at Bay Beach in Green Bay after seeing the pile of rubble it collapsed into while being dismantled?

Is it too much of a stretch to consider the Zippin Pippin to be a metaphor for the Jim Doyle Memorial High Speed Rail Line?

Am I the only one who sees those cell phone commercials where the anchorman is reading Facebook and Twitter posts on the air as a frightening vision of the future?

Of course, if that actually does happen, Katie Couric would finally be qualified to be the anchor on the CBS Evening News.

I see that Jeff Suppan will start the Brewers's season in the 15-day disabled list. Is there a 365-day disabled list we could put him on instead?

1 comment:

  1. What is the difference between writing "F---" and just typing out the word "FUCK." If you want to mean it, just say it, no?

    What the fuck?

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